Wet & Witty
Q: What kind of haircut does a cheap pirate captain get?
A: A crew cut!
Q:Where do fish sleep?
A: In waterbeds.
Q: What did the retired pirate become?
A: An arrrrrrrrrrrrtist.
A: Anything below C.
Q: Where do pirates anchor?
A: In the harrrrrrbor.
Q: Who cleans up the ocean?
Q: Who builds houses for pirates?
Q: Why are goldfish actually orange?
A: Water makes them rusty.
Q: How do pirates earn a living?
A: By hook or by crook.
Q:What is a polar bear’s favorite food?
Q: Would a fish chase a mouse?
A: It would if it’s a catfish!
Q: Can clams make phone calls?
A: Of course! They have shell phones.